I'm Chris, currently in San Diego with my wonderful fiance Ash! This is just a blog of things I find funny or interesting. Feel free to ask away.

23rd July 2014

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bblackgoldd:

digableplanet:

ghettoanime:

Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

Wut

bblackgoldd:

digableplanet:

ghettoanime:

Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

Wut

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23rd July 2014

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20th July 2014

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rockees:

a ferocious beast

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17th July 2014

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epicallyfunny:

You can easily find all these ice cube trays atmost20.com/IceCubes

16th July 2014

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16th July 2014

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13th July 2014

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12th July 2014

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breakinq:

following back tons♡

breakinq:

following back tons

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11th July 2014

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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11th July 2014

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gildatheplant:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

Perhaps a clearer choice for me to give you, sir, would be this imperative statement, “Go fuck yourself, you pretentious asshole.”

gildatheplant:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

Perhaps a clearer choice for me to give you, sir, would be this imperative statement, “Go fuck yourself, you pretentious asshole.”

Source: bogmoth